Thursday, August 7, 2008

News Jay REALLY Doesn't Want to Hear

I mean it, this time.

Apparently, they don't have spellcheck in the UK, though I have to admit that because of modern technology, my own spelling would be pretty bad.

1 comment:

Jay Buchanan said...

I mean, stupid people (especially well educated stupid people) tend to complain about how complicated and unwieldy English spelling is, probably because they don't have any useful ideas of their own. And yet, we've managed to deal with it for this long. Get over it, appreciate the richness of the language as it exists naturally, and don't try to screw around with it.

I'm surprised this came out of Britain, though. I would think that Americans would be more likely to cater to the lowest common denominator and try to make the language revolve around them just because they're too fucking lazy to teach it properly.

Dammit, I'm really angry now. I knew that as soon as I bit the bullet and responded I'd be pissed for the rest of the day. The title was appropriate in this case, Lance.

Also, can I just point out that George Bernard Shaw was at least creative in his criticism of English spelling? The "ghoti = fish" example is hilarious, and he even inspired an alternative alphabet to make phonetic spelling easier.