Monday, August 11, 2008

G-mail Down


5:37 Eastern, my co-worker and I both just lost G-mail, marking the first time the remarkable webmail client has been down for me ever.

The error message assures me that my data is OK, which is good... This is the sort of thing that gets me to switch my account to yahoo or something though... *snicker*

America, F*** Yeah!

In honor of the Olympics, I present this amazing video of our National Anthem. When they start showing the other cops' faces in the crowd I completely lost it. I just wish they hadn't edited it up so much. LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE FREE!

Powered Armor

Cyberdyne, the original creators of Skynet, is actually a real company based in Nippon.

They make fucking exoskeletons.

btw, the guy they picked to model the thing makes me weep for Asian males everywhere.

edit: hmm, Wii, grapes, tentacles, and now this; too many Japan posts for one day, I suppose.

Funny Pic: Large Jelly


I am never going scuba diving. Not even a wasp knife could kill it.

War in the Philippines

While most of the world is focused on Beijing and South Ossetia, the renewed conflict between the Philippino government and the Al Qaeda-backed Moro Islamic Liberation Front (the MILF) is heating up. The ceasefire between the MILF and government forces has effectively crumbled, with a renewed government assault on MILF controlled territory under way, and over 130,000 villagers displaced in the fighting (put things into perspective, about 10-20 thousand South Ossetians have been displaced in the recent fighting).

Why does this matter? The MILF is an Islamic organization in the Philippines (and also with a presence in Malaysia, if I am not mistaken) noted for its ties with Al Qaeda, having operated several prominent training facilities for Al Qaeda operatives in the Philippines. Outside of Afghanistan and Pakistan, these guys are probably next in line in terms of training for Al Qaeda fighters. While the MILF training camps themselves have long since been taken out, their re-entering conflict could signal a resurgence of Al Qaeda-type organizations and their influence in Southeast Asia, which, quite frankly I think has been horribly left out of the whole "war on terror" equation.

New Dragonforce CD coming out 8/28/08!

Wow. I just heard the single that will be the lead song on the album. Sound hasn't changed much, but it sounded different enough from Operation Ground and Pound that I looked at my slacker player to discover it was called "Heroes of Our Time." I have not yet seen the music video, but I will guess it sucks like all fantasy metal videos, sadly.

The CD itself will be Ultra Beatdown (with their meatdown?).

$900 Grapes

That's how much a high bidder in Japan paid for 1.5 lbs of some premium fruit. That's about ten times as much as the most popular premium variety sold there, which goes for $90 a bunch.

There's nothing special about these things; they're not ancient or celebrity grapes, and they aren't filled with cocaine. Apparently, they just taste really, really good.

In memoriam Isaac Hayes: our introduction to New Haven and one another

Picture a Saturday in late August 2004: Groups of frosh are arriving in the coolest city in southwestern Connecticut to begin a four-year slog through the best university in the world. In glorious Vanderbilt Hall, Aaron and Danny spend the day pushing their beds closer together, Paul has our entire suite smelling like it just spent six weeks on the Appalachian Trail, and Brian is artfully dodging chairs tossed by an enraged caveman.

It's a tough day for us fresh-faced youngsters, what with the stress of moving in, dealing with parents for the last time in a while, fretting about orientation and shopping period. But leave it to New Haven to find a way to get us all together, stress-free, for our first evening together: Isaac Hayes in concert on the Green.

Isaac Hayes died Sunday at age 65. Although this first outing wasn't the best thing ever to happen in college, or even the best concert, it was the first thing that got us all out of our new rooms and chatting like roommates, or, dare I say, friends, after just a few hours. We found common ground in a love of South Park and good music—especially the "Shaft" theme song, which would later decorate a pivotal scene in the groundbreaking "Van Hellsing" series.

I didn't know Isaac Hayes personally, of course, but I want to thank him for that experience. I want to thank him for being the first of many things we shared as friends in New Haven, and for giving us a great start to our Yale careers, on that humid Saturday in August 2004.

Requiescat in pace.

Seattle may ban microwave popcorn

This article reads like it was straight out of The Onion, but somehow it's true. Apparently microwave popcorn mishaps have caused enough evacuations from municipal buildings that Seattle is considering banning the snack altogether. I love the line "Popcorn is not the easiest thing to cook" and the use of the phrase "illicit popping." It's good to know that our best and brightest are getting things done and tackling the real issues in local government!