Spore

Why I won't get bored with this game.  Meet Brian, the only one of my creations to get commented on my godamn myspore page which I just now realize existed.

He wants you to use his big green mouth as a human toilet.

BOOM goes Lehman

Lehman Bros.' holding company has filed for bankruptcy.

The whole street is on damage control lest they are crushed by the giant's corpse. Merrill Lynch is getting bailed by Bank of America, for one.

I am sooo glad I didn't have my shit together when I did those interviews last year.