Lolcat Bible

Praise Ceiling Cat, yu be watchin us, yu can has cheezburger.

Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.

In ceiling and on teh flor.

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

And we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

Forevur and evuhr.

Amen.

All if not most of both the old and new testaments have been translated to lolcat.

btw, that's Mathew 6 or something like that, not that I'd know.

Sun Takeover?

Sun Microsystems is in the crosshairs.

Likely suitors are Fujitsu and HP. Goes without saying, this would be massive.

What...is the deal...with macs?

MS has signed on Jerry Seinfeld in a marketing counterattack to Apple's "I'm a mac and I'm a PC" pandering to the proles.

I still think they would have done the world a favor by going for a hitman instead. Cheaper, more permanent and ultimately satisfying solution.

"I'm a ma-gaaagggghghhh..."
/pianowire