Plus I'm hungry for TV ratings

What does the M stand for? Moceri. That's right, his name is Marc Moceri and he's finally brought the internet's sickest animations to television. Unfortunately, it's only on some random UK channel called E4, but we can hope that some kind British soul will upload these episodes soon. A few random web pages are also suggesting that Marc's show may make its way to Comedy Central, but I won't get my hopes up.

Personally, I really want a new album more than anything. The Ultimate Party Collection Volume 1 obviously needs a Volume 2.

We all went to the wrong school...

Oberlin college teaches a course called Super Smash Brothers Theory and Practice. Okay, Oberlin's no Yale, but they're certainly dece, so this isn't the same league as that "Philosophy of Star Trek" crap they spew out on U. of Phoenix.

On second thought, any of us probably more than qualify as faculty. I know I can do a whole lecture entitled "Losing to Win: The Zen of Being an Asshole w/ Kirby" AKA "giving Jay an aneurysm," or "Ice Climbers: Behind the Bullshit," "Samus Balls in Modern Feminism," "The Desalvo Method of Stealth Wanking," etc. etc.

Fun fact, btw: the Smash devs overwhelmingly prefer to use the Gamecube controller for Brawl, so Jay isn't such a toggaf after all.

Step aside Hot-Or-Not

Make way for Hot-And-Nun.

An Italian priest with a blog, Antonio Rungi, is basically insane. The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September. The idea is to post pictures of hot nuns.

I think this officially calls for a patented Brian Thompson "How high are you?"