
Oberlin college teaches a course called
Super Smash Brothers Theory and Practice. Okay, Oberlin's no Yale, but they're certainly dece, so this isn't the same league as that "Philosophy of Star Trek" crap they spew out on U. of Phoenix.
On second thought, any of us probably more than qualify as faculty. I know I can do a whole lecture entitled "Losing to Win: The Zen of Being an Asshole w/ Kirby" AKA "giving Jay an aneurysm," or "Ice Climbers: Behind the Bullshit," "Samus Balls in Modern Feminism," "The Desalvo Method of Stealth Wanking," etc. etc.
Fun fact, btw: the Smash devs overwhelmingly prefer to use the Gamecube controller for Brawl, so Jay isn't such a toggaf after all.