Shiny Poo

Some sketches are up of Apple's next outting of music players.

The key terms here seem to be "thicker" and "longer."

Plus I'm Hungry for BS

Every year, someone falls to their death at one of the few nice nature places in Illinois, called Starved Rock. I haven't been there in years, nor is it that beautiful , but our annual falltook place the other day, with fatal results.

And now the person's family is demanding that the state put up more signs saying "DON'T LEAVE THE PATH AND STAY AWAY FROM THE LEDGE BECAUSE YOU MIGHT FALL PRETTY DAMN FAR" and even erect barriers, blocking out any chance of an unobstructed view or the general enjoyment of nature. Do they need to put up the suicide guard fences along the Grand Canyon? Come on...

Elephant cured of addiction

I've always said that Elephants make terrible alcoholics since they always remember, they drink to forget pretty poorly.

Some assholes decided that heroin might be better for an elephant. With maybe 25,000 elephants left, this is tragic.