I've always wanted to play beer pong alone and without beer

Now I can, apparently. JV Games (never heard of it) has come out with a Wii version of everyone's favorite vomit-inducing weekend leisure activity.

Beer is now offensive to the general public, so the substance virtually consumed is water. Party time!

The story's author says drinking games have been banned at Yale; this is not true, if I'm thinking of the same Yale she is. She might be referring to the usual one-day bans at Harvard-Yale tailgates. And speaking of Yale, shame on you, Richard Blumenthal (LAW '74), for coming out against a time-honored pastime of your beloved alma mater!

(As a side note, Dartmouth might want to consider passing this game out to incoming freshmen so they can indulge their unquenchable Beirut lust without descending into the rampant alcoholism AND water intoxication that plague the school.)