Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Paul Morse, Leading Researcher

As has long been hypothesized by preeminent researcher Paul Morse of Yale University, the European Heart Journal has reported a connection between birth weight and health later in life.

"Eight-year-olds who were smaller at birth were more likely to have 'vascular resistance.'" But only for males. I don't really understand or particularly care, but shout out to Paul.

2 comments:

Jay Buchanan said...

They have it totally wrong. WNK4 and ROMK inhibitors and epithelial sodium cotransport whatevers are completely responsible for all vascular and blood-pressure problems ever. Paul and Aaron, I'm thinking joint study to be published in Nature Lunch Conversations. Failing that, a zany mime piece about the dangers of salt and/or hyponutremia.

BTW, I assume that by now, Paul has been abducted by aliens or lost at sea somewhere.

Matt DeSalvo said...

I saw Paul's last.fm updating recently so he MUST have internet in some fashion or else somebody is using his computer against his will! Also, Olga will appreciate this pic of babies.