Diddy holds Assholecon 2k8 a little early this year

Diddy can't fly around in jet anymore because gas prices are too high. It costs "$200,000 or $250,000" for a round trip NYC to LA. When you have enough money that you can't tell the difference between $50,000 out of your pocket, you really shouldn't be video blogging about how hard it is out there for a pimp.

There's the real bastard who had Tupac killed walking free.