Sunday, August 10, 2008

Church Cancels Free Gun Giveaway


Proof that the Onion's biggest competition has been, and always will be, the local news.

The teen church event, which featured a prize of one AR-15, the civilian version of the M4, was canceled because one of the organizers injured themselves in a completely gun-unrelated incident. The gun will instead be given away at next year's event.

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