Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii No More

So... we now add Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii to the list of names NOT to name your child. It's not legal in New Zeeland, along with the names: Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Fat Boy, Cinderella Beauty Blossom, and the twins Fish and Chips.

However, those intent on ruining their children's lives with more than bad parenting may chose from the following names that have been ruled to be legal: Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and the twins Benson and Hedges. Don't forget Pilot Inspector, another good Christian name.

I really hope Number 16 Bus Shelter doesn't refer to where that unfortunate child was conceived.