Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Speaking of Christian Bale...


Check it out! It seems that the folks making those Terminator movies are hopping on the Bale-wagon and hoping that he'll breathe some new life into the franchise. The trailer kind of reminds me of that time I tried to film a bunch of nuclear bomb footage while having a grand mal seizure. It would be pretty entertaining to see a sixty year scrap-metal Ahnold running around and to see how "cleverly" the writers manage to add in lines like "I'll be back" while having the Terminators derp around in various awkward situations (e.g. Gay Bar, Breast Expansion in T3). I have to say that Claire Danes and that ugly kid playing John Connor really didn't cut it, so maybe a fresh face will help out.

2 comments:

Brian Thompson said...

If they put in a clip of an old TV playing a newscast showing Ahnald giving a speech as Governor of California, it would be awesome. Then Sean Conner would look at it, shake his head, and say "nah, it couldn't be" and then newscast Ahnald's eye would flash red.

Then end credits as far as I am concerned.

Jay Buchanan said...

Matt, history will remember you as the man who coined the phrase "to derp around."